Hey, can you take a picture with me? I want to make my ex jealous.Ĩ2. Did the cops arrest you earlier? Because it’d have to be illegal to look that great.Ĩ1. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?Ĩ0. We should go out for a coffee sometime because I definitely like you a latte.ħ9. Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?ħ8. Are you today’s date? Cause you’re a 10/10. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?Ħ6. My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined.Ħ5. Even if there weren’t any gravity on Earth, I would still fall for you!Ħ4. March was bad, April is gray… I hope we can go out in May.Ħ3. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!Ħ2. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.Ħ1. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.Ħ0. There must be something wrong with my eyes. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.ĥ8. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.ĥ7. I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.ĥ6. Do you have a coin? My mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams.ĥ5. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.ĥ4. Are you a meme? Because I’d like to show you to my friends and then hope they like you as much as I do.ĥ3.
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